Notice anything funny about that picture? Take a few seconds to look it over, I'll wait.
See? Applesauce is listed specifically on the sign for aisle 3, along with much more general items - canned fruit, canned vegetables, etc. Why is applesauce special? Why do corn, green beans, peas, pears, and peaches all get lumped into their respective general categories? I'll tell you why - because applesauce is awesome.
But simply listing it on its own is not enough. Schnucks management has deemed applesauce to be so awesome that it is displayed in a noticeably larger font than the other items located in aisle 3. And rightly so.
Was applesauce on my grocery list for tonight? No, it was not. I already have a stockpile in my pantry.
Did I buy some more tonight anyway? Yes, I most certainly did.
*I have a friend who has a friend who is Jewish. Very Jewish. My friend told me that her friend told her that Schnucks is Yiddish slang for dickhead. A quick google search partially confirms that schnuck is some form of insult in Yiddish. I think of this everytime I buy groceries.